It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are...– Moliere (via youmakemesingalong)
The United States Postal Service wants you!
I just finished watching “The Postman” a bit ago. They should make that movie a mandatory recruitment video for the USPS.
All the world's a stage
Today went spiffy! I saw the movie “I Am Number Four”, which - from the trailer - I thought it would be terrible. Pleasantly instead, I found I was actually liking it! Granted, there were some cringy parts, it was overall a fairly good movie. After that I went to my Theater class, where I learned to have a greater appreciation for people who can so much as use a variety of pitches...
This morning I had a dream in which I was operating a Gatling gun mounted on a wall of sandbags that was positioned at the top of a hill. A large, dark forest was just a fair distance away, and a horde of… Things, charged toward me from there. They appeared human in shape, but had enormous, mutated arms - some ending in claws or scythes instead of hands - skin a repulsive dark green, with...
Handshakes?.. I prefer hugs.
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost. The old...– Bilbo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring (via dreamingemptydreams)
Best. Movie. Evar.
Seth: See, 12 days of Christmas, that sounds normal.
Stefon: 12 jacked albinos, 11 Little Richards, 10 piercer babies, 9 Asian Balkis, 8 gay Aladdins, 7 psychos swearing, 6 Puerto screechers, 5 homeless Elmos. 4 coked up frogs, 3 French hens, Taylor Negron, and a human parking cone.
Stefon: Lay it on me my man, what's your question?
Seth: Well my question was, what's a human parking cone?
Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Seth: Oh, it's that thing!
A psychologist is teaching a class about mental disorders when he asks the...– Unknown Author
Doctors remove knife from man's head after four... →
16 year old poisons goldfish while committing... →
Because two feet of snow isn’t already enough.
Let It Go.
youmakemesingalong: You cannot stop time or stand still in a world racing around in circles; you must dance with the wind and sing with the songs that are playing. Let whatever mistakes you have made remain in the shadows of times gone by, and let love be the answer to the mysteries of life. ~ Unknown Author
Super-Duper-Crazy-CARRS(Safeway)-Cake with extra sugar + Glass of Orange Juice = Very unhappy stomach.
If at first you don’t succeed, then use more duct tape.– Red Green
My friend convinced me to go to a Valentine’s Day party at a local church today. I performed all manner of solo-dances, group dances and slow dances, for four hours. My feet are killing me! This was the first time I’ve done such an event on Valentine’s day, and it was fantasticularly spectastically awesome! I should go to these things more often.
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter...– Dr Seuss