Got back home a few days ago! Two feet of snow and -5*C (20*F) outside. Much warmer than last year’s January, which got down to -40*F/C - before factoring in the wind chills. It’s beautiful outside though! Had to take a half-hour flight to Oahu from the island we were on - Maui - before we could head all the way home. I got a window-seat with the middle-seat empty, though the...
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.– Alison Boulter
No, not like the Joker’s kind. I conducted an experiment the other day in which I would walk up to a performer on the street performers - metallic-coloured “statues,” and instrument players - are common on the hotel strip in Honolulu and begin applauding. The objective was to see how many people would stop, and how many would join in the applause. In one such incident I walked...
It’s voodoo, it’s real, and it kills people. Okay, let’s be rational here, we...– Monk
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I’d rather see “We are sorry for this inconvenience but here’s a dancing cat” Then I’d be all
Cat is summoned for jury duty in Boston →
I cut myself while shaving today. Lip? No. Cheek? No. Neck? No. Anywhere near the face? No. My left thumb? How did this happen? Well, some hair wasn’t coming out of the razor, and so in a moment of instinct I had my left thumb cleaning the hair out, which led me sliding it along the blades… Good thing I’m right handed, though awkward moments with objects have proved that...
I just tried wasabi for the first time; a quarter teaspoon of it… My sinuses have never been so clear.
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't...
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or someone I love, I would eat...– Johnny Depp (via frommyperspective)
The day started off with a mean, powerful wind outside and heavy rain. It was about 11 AM, and so only a matter of time before breakfast is no longer served at my hotel (and an aproppriate substitute is a fairly long walk away). In my rush I failed to notice the many wet floor signs and ran across their stone floors. Suddenly a couple stepped out into the path, making me attempt to go around. A...
"Italian man shot in head sneezes out bullet and... →
Gosha mickle dickle pickle ding dang willie wollies… The Ducks lost. It was an awesome game full of fast-plays, but they lost; 22-19.
19-19; COME ON DUCKS!!!
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