September 2010
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Dentist
Went to the dentist the other day. They put a bridge on the roof of my mouth, granting me the ability to have an incomprehensible Australian/British accent. The bridge makes it nigh impossible to swallow anything not liquid. For example, this morning I choked on soggy frosted flakes. I am told that if I want something other than milk (since that is practically the only liquid with enough...
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Answers to all your questions, and questions to...
I have a Formspring account up and running, I hope to see your imbecilic questions soon!
http://www.formspring.me/Leganoth
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Omegle
Me: Hello
Stranger: Will you join me on my quest?
Me: What quest is that?
Stranger: I seek the Gingerbread King of Minnesota!
Me: Does one even exist?
Stranger: Yes, and I must find him. he has stolen my soul, and hides in his Fortress of Delicious.
Me: How do we get your soul back?
Stranger: I must consume him.
Me: ...
Stranger: So will you aid me in my quest?
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